So Long Steve

Steve was our pet lobster. 

Well, sort of.

What happened was that we had our friends T. and D. coming to visit. They talked about taking a bath in our big jacuzzi tub. New Dude was like nope, cannot do that, it where our pet lobster Steve lives. 

They didn't believe us and New Dude didn't want to be a liar so he went to Kroger and bought Steve. 

He, however, filled the sink instead of the tub. 

T. and D. arrived a bit later than expected and Steve died while waiting. We still left them to find him. Their screams were fantastic.

Since we were going to eat Steve after our little joke, this was now not possible. When lobsters die normally they released toxins into their body. There go, no dinner.

New Dude and I did not want to waste Steve, so we put him in a bowl, filled it with water and put him in the freezer. If we couldn't eat him we were going to shoot Steve. 

Well, Steve, ended up living, kind of, in our freezer for over a year. We kept forgetting to bring him to the farm where we going shooting. One time we pulled him out and forgot to bring him with us. He was in a trash bag and still frozen when we got back. It was a very scary thing because we were afraid the house might have smelled like rotting fish. 

We had one more scare when we lost power for 24 hours.

Well, on Thanksgiving of 2015 we finally remembered to bring Steve with us. 

You will be missed Steve. 

List of Lost

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Does it bother anyone else when they loose things and have no idea where they went?

I'm not talking about people or relationships, but straight up your stuff?

I mean, I have over the year collected and lost many a things and yet, some still bother me.

• A pair of jeans back in high school
• A buff (thing for your face to wear when it is cold)
• Road ID
• Digital Camera

I mean, some are lost forever, the pictures on the camera, however, the other stuff, it is just stuff.

Whey does it bother me so? This list, now trying to write it down, seems smaller than I had thought to begin with. 

I guess you could has this up to first world problems?

Anyone else have this issue? Let me know with a comment below.

Bad at New Years Eve

Happy New Years 2016!

If you cannot tell, I do this semi-holiday REALLY bad. I would say there is about an 80% chance of me having a hang over on January 1st.

This year was no different. I didn't even make it to 12am, which is different. I made it, according to New Dude, to 11:15 pm where I laid on the floor and fell promptly asleep.

I woke up once, at 4 am, when New Dude had me take out my contacts and take some ibuprofen and a little water. 

When I woke up at 7 am to let the puppy out and attempt to drink more water I knew it would be a rough day. I was awake enough to hate myself, not hold down water and crawl back in bed.

I woke up later and started to watch TV before falling asleep again.

This time waking up about 3 pm and feeling like a person. I'm almost 30 and still have little 21 year old nights where I cannot keep up with the big dogs and suffer all the next day. 

How'd everyone else fair this year? Let me know with a comment below. Happy 2016!