***Warning, this blog post gets a little graphic***
Oh, where to begin. The other night I had an adventure and I
didn’t even know it was coming.
I completed my day job and headed over to work a shift in
the restaurant. I was excited because I wasn’t closing. I had plenty of errands
to run with the holiday season and this was going to give me some free time.
The shift started off like normal, doing side work, saying
hi to fellow co-workers, trying to stay busy. I had a total of 3 tables all
night so I wasn’t that busy. It was actually a good thing because I started to have
some discomfort in my lower abdomen. The urge to pee increased and when I did
go it kind of felt like I was peeing fire. Not good. These symptoms are classic
signs of a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection) on the way.
I’ve had UTI’s before, and they go from minor annoyance to
full blown blood in my pee within just a few hours. If you have never experienced
the joys of a UTI here’s some fun facts. Like once you have peed, you hold your
breath for a few seconds after you’ve finished trying to feel some relief and
get the pain under control. The urge to pee hits with the desire of chugging a
gallon of water. The amount actually peed is like a table spoon. Suffice to
say, the first time I had one of these I thought I was dying.
It kind of makes me stop and wonder how people dealt with
them in the past before taking a pill for a few days would make you feel
better. Most of the time taking the pills makes things better within the first
few hours.
Anyway, I see the signs, I know I’m in trouble and I have to
get out of the restaurant go to a urgent care places so I don’t have to go to
the ER. Being around 7:30pm when I cannot deny what was going on, the doctor’s
office is clearly closed. I know I couldn’t wait for the morning and I wouldn’t
get any sleep or be able to make it through a night without help.
I cleaned my tables, turn in my money and paperwork for the
evening and headed over to the urgent care office.
When I went through the door, I’m the only one there. The lady
at the front desk say, “Hello! How are you doing?”
I tell her, “Fine. Wait, no I’m not. If I was fine, I wouldn’t
be here. So I’m lying. I’m a liar. How are you?”
She was laughing at this point and she’s like “I’m doing
fine and I’m not lying.”
“Glad to hear. Plus you’re not a liar, or I don’t think you
are so that is good. So, I would say that I’ve seen better days.”
We go through some paper work. I have to wait for another
lady to call me over and talk to talk about paying. While I wait, I watch Cartoon
Network. They have a show on called “The Annoying Orange.” What have you done
Cartoon Network? I felt so old at that moment. Grant it, I don’t have cable,
but what is this crap? How can people watch this show? Am I turning, gulp, into
an adult? Is this what my parents thought when they have to watch our cartoons?
No wonder they wanted the news, this stuff sucked.
After being told about HIPPA and signing some things and
paying a co-pay, I sat down to watch some more bad cartoons.
I got called back to review my medical information and have
my vitals taken. They start off with, “Hello, how are you doing today?”
Again, I start off with “Fine, wait, no, I’m here, so I’m
not fine, I’ve been better.”
They giggle. I’m pretty sure they heard my little rant earlier.
Again, not many people were in the office and my voices carries.